Funny Champs are Busy.....

Hi friends...it's the time for exams.I think all of you are busy so I don't have any plan to post an article but as a blogger I want to share crazy thoughts of mine and I wish you the best for your exams.
Good luck.....!!!!!


Leela bursts into his house and shouts to his wife,
"Santhi, quick pack your things.I have just won millions on the lottery!"
Back comes the excited reply,
"Should pack for the beach or for skiing?"
"I don't care where you go," Leela replies, "just as long as you are out of here within the hour."

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A newly married couple(Gosula Anil Reddy and his wife) had decided to be responsible and make their wills. Waiting in the solicitor's office they talked to each other in hushed tones.
"I am so glad we decided to do this darling", said the earnest fat man.
"I want you to know", he continued. "if something ever happened to me, I wouldn't mind if you got married again.The only thing I would ask is that you don't let him to wear my clothes."
"I understand darling," replied bright eyed young wife, "you have no need to worry, they wouldn't fit him anyway."

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Leela is walking along the beach when he spies a lamp half buried in the sand.Having heard many of these jokes before,he decides to pick up the lamp and give it a quick rub.Sure enough,out pops genie.
"Let me guess ", says Leela. "I get three wishes, right?"
"Right", says the genie, "but there is a catch?"
"The catch", says the genie, "is that whatever you wish for,your wife gets double."
"That's not a problem", says Leela "first I would like a hundred crore."
"Done," says the genie and there is a hundred crore cash lying at Leela's feet.
"Next," says Leela, "I would like a huge mansion on my own tropical island."
"Done," says the genie and the keys are in Leela's hand.
"Now let me guess this straight," says Leela "I have a hundred crore and my wife has two hundred crore. I have a huge mansion on a tropical island, and my wife has a mansion twice the size"
"You got it," says the genie.
"Now my third wish," grins Leela, "I would like you to scare me half to death."

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Woman in a clothes shop: "Could I try on that dress in the window?"
Shop assistant: "I am sorry madam, you will have to use the changing rooms like everyone else."

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What is a ZEbra?
Twenty-six sizes larger than an "A"bra

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What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner!

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What did you call a guy who's born in London,grows up in Paris, and then dies in Mascow?
Dead

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
(I expect the answer from your side)

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Cheers..!!

Toasts of Kanapur...

A small village..,2 km to our college is Kanapur which is famous for its toasts.Let us see about it and I'm just the front end of the article..,back end is Raghuram and Vivek.  According to my view it is Kana-Peenapur.

Monday morning

Time : 7.00 AM

The day I hates most from school life and let us see how it goes today......

A sweet voice from kitchen.."Chinni.., get up.., its already 7'O' clock ra..."

The voice reaches to ear but not to brain

After 15 minutes..."Bujji.., you will miss the bus and Dad scolds.., get up idiot"

Now the lazy left hand raises and picks up the mobile to see the time.Three forward messages, whatever the content may be, but the last line is Gud Ni8.., swt drms..:-)

No matter how many years passed the man I saw in the bathroom mirror every morning was the same--I wasn't any happier and didn't feel any better.  From one side I started to think about why I was here on the planet and what my special mission was and from another side what's our breakfast.., Idly or Dosa...?

Again Mom calls "Stop dreaming my boy.., come out....."

Breakfast has already prepared, it is deadly not Idly and bus arrived.  I sadly get into the bus and started to think "Where I have to take lunch..?CBIT canteen or MGIT canteen or Kanapur..?" Bus reached to CBIT.., I wished all the friends with smiling face and the reaction too same but none of them says "We shall go to movie...or We will bunk the class..." that hurts me so much.  One man near buses looks at me as I eloped his girl friend.., I don't know what happened to him..!

Time : 9:40 AM

Watching the natural and artificial beauties of CBIT I simply get into MGIT and then to class. First two periods goes on very happily and then problem starts with the third period,not able to sit, looks front-back-left-right.., I heard someone murmuring from last bench..:

--Shall we go to Kanapur...?

--What's the next period..?

--lite ra....

--ok..,

--What about afternoon class..?

--We will see it later

Third hour finished, we were out of class.., sorry it is jail.Catches an auto or by friends car reached Kanapur.  One who wants to smoke lits up cigarette and then orders some food.  A thought originated from one's mind and conversation goes on..:

--Shall we drink...?

--Hey pagal.., I don't have attendence...,

--so what...?

--I have to attend the class..

--Aha....great joke

--What does it mean..?

--How many times we drunk and went to class....!!

--Ho...Ho...then get the bottles

--one kingfisher strong

--for me too same

--Royal stag half..

--vodka..,any brand except Fuel

Bottles and food arrived.In hot summer drinking cool beer is nothing but heaven.  How many blue-chip drinks released in market but Kingfisher beer is the standard icon.Hats off to Vijay Mallya.When I drink I feel ashamed.., then I look at the bottle and think of the workers in the beer factory, their hopes, families and dreams..If people like us don't drink they will become jobless, it really feels good living for others.

--Hey get up.., we have to go..?

--Where..........!!!!!!

--Badkow class ra...

--I don't want to come and I want to drink one more...

--please ra....we will attend class

--ya..,we have to go

--okay

Finally we decided to enter into the jail again.., it starts at 1:45PM.

Time:2:00PM

We are standing at class room door,mam gave a glimpse at us and it's the sign for dragons to enter into the battle field.  Three conditions should be followed by us:

1:We should not speak to anyone.., just sit silently in the last bench.

2:No mam should identify your chewing gum.

3:Write the notes neatly at that time.

Of-course the three conditions fails to execute but we sincerely tries to follow them.  Afternoon three hours completes very quickly as three minutes.  We are moving to buses., again I see the same man looks as I did something to his love.  "My god..!!honestly I never feel to harm anyone and wants to be friendly with everyone.., the only man disturbs my whole day with his sad expression."

Lastly and happily gets into the bus and reached home.

If you get fever or if your concentration is not on books or if your mind roams here and there during the time of exams..., then there is only tonic "KF strong..,gets back your concentration" if you don't believe just try once.

Not Important:

• Monday morning.., the worst morning in the past school life and in the future settled life but the best morning in the present college life because of Peenapur...
• Some of you may hesitate to mingle with us but once join with us.  We are not forcing you people to drink,just have fun.
• I observed some of our girls are also visiting Kanapur just to eat and with pleasure they are invited to have company with us just to eat not to drink.

Cheers..!!

After Engineering...? "What's Up...!"

Just now I received a message from my girl friend.,the content is as follows

Comparing the countries with girls:

Up to 12 years they are like India-Wants to lift and kiss them,

Up to 22 years they are like America-Wants to get and reach them,

Up to 40 years they are like England-Sees from long distance and enjoy (because they are married),

Above 40 they are like Africa-Tries to stay away from them

I didn't understand why she compared India with school girls and America with college girls. So I asked her, she exasperated and said "you stupid,can't understand anything,without knowing what I meant to tell don't show your face again, good bye."So as her pal I understands something and you have to judge whether I was correct or not..?

The very next question(title) strikes your mind and the answer from most of our friends is:

GRE GRE GRE...

First of all I'd like to appreciate the aspirants of GRE because they are the real time hard workers, daily going to classes, by hearting number of synonyms, antonyms, writing exam, up-next TOEFEL and finally attending visa interview. If you succeed good luck...,otherwise try once more.

Many of us would prefer to fly USA, the country that rules the entire world(its feel), the country that stands top in economy,the country that has............no full stop.Recently I have seen an article in news paper and the editor expressed his views very happily stating that "Most of the citizens in USA are Indians, Microsoft employees are Indians, Google employees are Indians, intelligent people in the world are Indians."

Is India an intelligent country or Indians are intelligent..?

The answer is straight forward: Indians are Intelligent but not India.If we go 10 years back and see the first line in social text about our nation "India is developing country" and I bet even if you go 10 years forward also we find the same quote "India is developing country", any foreign President who visits India starts his speech with the same line "India is developing country" and how it can become a developed country if intelligence stays out of the country.

Our late leaders Mahatma Gandhi, Jawaharlal Nehru, Subhash Chandra Bose graduated in foreign countries because the education system in India is not good at that scenario.But now the scene has changed,we have very good education system.Our first innings starts with LKG and ends with graduation in India,up-next second innings starts with lot of questions in the minds of parents and students.

Which is the most developed country?

Which country provides more job opportunities?

Which country makes me rich in less time?

The answer for the above questions is absolutely not India but provide solution for India.To study or to work in foreign and gets the citizenship of that country is not a qualification,you have to down your heads for such a shameful thing."I was born and brought up in India and settled in USA,I have my own Hummer which costs $40,000 that means Rs 20,00,000, I owns one house at Los Angels and once in 5 years I used to visit India, the country that remains same with its corruption,scams,slums,poverty and I donate money.."Is it posh or shame on his/her part?

Some of my friends said "We are going to do MS and then we will be back to the sub continent."Of-course it may be a lie or not doesn't matter but what's the need to fly abroad?We have all the facilities and a lot of IIT's, IIM's or work at public or private sector companies(in India).Once a Swiss bank director said "Indians are poor but India is not a poor country" but I sincerely oppose it because India itself is a poor country and please don't leave the country in this situation.

We,the graduates should start to bring a change in the country and it will undergo a magical transformation from an ugly duckling to a dancing peacock.

Cheers...!

Before you delete me off your friends list and report my blog for mental torture read on...

Friends.....,

• I request each and everyone of you to erase the thoughts of moving other country.
• Don't compare dollar with rupee..,if you strive hard..,you can live luxurious life in India than in US.
• Instead of thinking me and my mummy..,me and my daddy..,me and my family..,start to think me and my nation..!

I think this is what my girl friend wishes to tell in her message and I hope within 10 years India should be compared with teenage girls.

The only sentence I'd like to tell you is:

Work in India....,Work for India..,

Cheers...!